wtf! )): alicia and samantha pangsehing me tomorrow! no one's coming to join me at the elderly's house! CRIESXZXZ! please come ok, for my sake; pity me. *innocent look* LOL ok! had conf just now and this is what i need to bring tmr: 4 big unwanted rags (compulsory for everyone), 4 sets of newspapers (i'm in charge to bring luh), 1 unwanted pail, body soap and shampoo (to bathe there) and clothes + towel (to change there). can anyone so kindly accompany me so i don't have such a big load to carry? D:
ilove lindi lamduan wong! ::DD t'day i went out with her. met her at sembawang control station. we saw a random guy dancing to the music (music refers to a guy playing the flute. you know those kind at one corner play music or sell tissue to earn money)! LOLOL! fucking funny i tell you! went to the library and we went to the sex shelf. lindi found a book about woman and sex (or w/e) and i commented that the author (who's a female) is horny to write this type of book! LOL! saw a book about BUTTS but the picture's so fucking fake lah. look like peach only! LOLLLL! then we walk walk walk and suddenly, i heard thunder! LOLLLLL! i thought raining or earthquake sial. then realised it's someone's fart! LOLLLLLLOL! i thought lindi sia, cos she stopped in her tracks after the farting sound stopped. then she pointed in front as she laughed. i walked further up and saw a guy squatting and inspecting a book. i pointed at him and looked at lindi, she nodded. LOL, i burst out laughing as i walked away! i borrowed a book; again ID de. we bus-ed to woodlands and it was
lindi windyyyy! lindi told me some racist jokes. chio-ed ka peng i tell you! LOLL! while we walking to cwp, i dared lindi to shout "infared" and i shout "bluetooth"! LOLLLL. i shouted once damn loud. :X LOL! then an auntie approached me. then i walked sideways to avoid her! LOLOL! then lindi ask me why i zao so fast, i say too short cannot see her (i think)! LOL! truth is i got see la. stupid aekia! LOL! in the mall, got some people so damn noisy; public nuisance, so i shouted "DIAM LA" so damn fking loud! LOLOLOL! i wanted to go to Uncle Tidbits to buy some tidbits and that horny lindi have to chant "tid (tits) tid tidbits" all the way there. LOLLLLLL. another hentai maniac, tsktsktsk. :D bought two chocs and nearly left my book there. outside cwp, another person approached us. this time is a guy blabbering about how our money can help needy children yadda yadda. he talk like what sial; robot chanting a memorised passage from a book. *rolls eyes* then his last sentence was "可以吗?帮帮忙嘛。" then i 趁机 lie that i don't understand and faster zao to mrt. LOLLLL. sorry darling, i left you there to defend yourself LOL! shouted at lindi and waved goodbye at her. woohooo, today was so damn high with my hotass lindiiiiiiiii! ::DD love her to bits! my dear, you're not fat! you're just fucking plump! LOLOLOL, joking! honestly, you've slimmed down a lot as compared to the first time i met you (with xuan).
i fucking miss zixuan too! D: