just the plain old me.

first thing's first. i want to officially announce that i changed my tagboard name from "sheryl(" to "SHERYLah" ok? not ok also must ok. it's already set. you dont like? just pray for me to change again lor. (:

A WORD OF CAUTION: WARNING. LMAO. OK WARNING: THIS ENTRY IS SUPERDUPER UBERLONG. PLEASE MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE AND PROCEED TO READING THIS, IF YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF BEING BLINDED BY WORDS. ha okay lmao.

hai! i'm back from camp! had "jetlag" and slept three hours straight. :D you want me to elaborate on the camp? ok.

before we head to jln bahtera, we had this leadership workshop in school. LOL "jangan!" then we played a "Chimpanzee" game. there's a zookeeper and a monkey leader. the zookeeper does not know who's the monkey leader. so everyone have to mimick the monkey leader. the zookeeper's goal's to find out who's the monkey leader. chinheng tio zookeeper lol. he's quite fast in identifying the monkey leader. the second zookeeper damn hoh chio. monkey leader was right in front of him, he still dunno. ok then we went to the hall and we were told our group. i damn heng la! with priscilla and karen same group! it's like close friends together. then we sat with our group. 2e3 classmates that fell into group 1 includes yesin and carina. no guys. instructor in charge of group 1 is Yi En. he's like 16 when he's actually 21. not that he look young or anything, it's his height. we had like some time to get into our groups and play games. we played whacko until so engrossed that we had no time to do the group flag. we named ourselves Hayywiire thanks to quinweng for the "Hairwire" idea and yesin &janelle for the double Y and double I -_- we had lunch. instructor melvin want kope my watermelon, then i so kniao. but ended up regretting not giving him my share la. cos i couldnt finish. as in not enough time. group 1's duty. -_- we bus-ed to jln bahtera.

our group the girl's hut is SIX. i find that our group got A LOT of girls. we put our things down and we went to the "Hall". chief veron introduced instructors, house rules and venues to us. i guess songs and cheers too. then lunch or smth. after lunch tio pump. -_- three sabo kia la! come late! 30 pumpings siaaaa. but we only did 15 LOL. 15 i alr tremble ler. then got activites. i think group 1 to group 4 had high elements. group 5 to group 9 had kayaking. we changed into track/cargo pants first. i did two of the high elements. the walking on string and the suspended bridge. the challenge pole so scary wor. i know my limits and therefore did not try it. then we bathed. was rather slow so had to queue up. being a girl is not good. i rmbed p5 camp, the guys were like bathing together and everyone was naked and they slided on the slippery wet floor and danced "Tuo Diao" (i dint see LOL!#$%, they say one.) then we had dinner? ya. then we went hall got the crap performance. damn lame la! the most memorable performance is the magic tricks thingy. cos the three shuai instructors do one ma. instructor willie keep blowing water onto the "Eyebag" instructor's face. sorry idk his name LOL, so call him eyebag instructor ba. he quite shuai except for his dark rings. wah willie so strong! they did that so-called Penetrate Trick whereby they take chair out and willie have to balance without the chairs. i mean there will be one chair left la. when they take out the last middle chair, they flunk him down the stage with that chair. ahahaha. they also had the hypotise trick. quite lame. they chen ji slap or anyhow touch the person who fake faint. then the person will move or stop them.. then give away liao lor. the water trick LOL man. willie put the cup of water on his head and say if he turn one round, the water will disappear. turn half circle, he drank the water. -_- so the water DID disappear. :/ after that, we had a game. a search&refuge game. our group damn the suay. so long then get both keys. the kidnapee is actually quinweng. oh ya, quin weng laugh like wuzun! the boys had to carry the casualty (aka quinweng). i think the kidnapper is evil! the kidnapper kidnapped the heaviest guy in our group LMAO. not that quinweng is fat or anything, but the rest of the guys are very skinny and/or short. the whole search&refuge game made me perspire and smell. ): we stayed back a while to review on the day with instructor. then we did the flag. like finally. our flag was initially a "surrender flag", just plain white lmao. i must say janelle's handwriting &drawing's nice. quinweng helped to colour a bit. then went toilet to brush teeth before sleeping. couldnt sleep well on the first night. i could hear mosquitos buzzing in my ear. irritating. -_- plus, mosquito bites on my calf. i had three bites in a row LMAO. plus plus, that night was VERY warm. lucky i changed from my bermudas into my shorts (in my sleeping bag rofl) if not i'll be boiling.
morning; woke up at like 5.30am cos of my hyper hutmates who insisted waking up so early, but people, others need to sleep also leh. you want wake up, can. but pls stfu la. oh btw, i had a hard time shh-ing people last night. fuck those talkative chimpanzees and giggling hyenas. so anw, i was awake and went with P&K (priscilla and karen) to brush teeth. morning exercise SUCKS. a bloody run from campsite to.. idk, a very faraway place, and all the way back. fuck right? i cannot tahan sia. was the last 4 with natalie. we sprint then walk. -_- came back all weary and tired. then got buddha clap some more. -_- TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUDDHA CLAPS! these people really are sadistic! damn pissed. so instructor ask me want continue or not, i say dowan. so i went to sit down. fuck. i mean whats with the "ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE"? i dont get whatever out of it right? these damn six words (actually it's three, each word's used twice) don't motivate me to carry on lei. -_- in fact, i dont feel fking guilty cos i didnt finish the buddha claps with everyone. but i regretted not using a sympathetic excuse to not continuing with everyone. nadira said she felt like vomitting and no one seemed to be blaming her. i should have said that i felt like vomitting too. im stupid. actually im damn pissed cos of ONE IDIOTIC TEACHER and the inst. they keep asking us to put our hands up high and cannot let down. then some more the chief say what "Why we so special?" because we put our hands on friends' shoulder, but instructor say can. so ironic. the bloody cher keep telling me "You dont want to sabo the rest right?" when there's some people in the middle who did worst then me. i know we're like nearer to you, but you are damn fking bias. ok la, since you dowan me to sabo the rest, i not feeling well then dont have to do and "sabo" everyone LOR. good isnt it? then we had breakfast. nature rumble was next. the route to the "mud pond" was a very nong way. gross. so dirty and muddy. some people got saboed and ended up very dirty ahahah. we walked further down to a bigger pond to wash up. it's still dirty lor. give us swimming pool better lah. i helped priscilla and priscilla helped me. it was erm knee-deep. then we went all the way back and kayak. being the first group of the day is indeed suay LOL. cos we had to bring the PFD (personal floating/floatable device) and peddles out of the shack, carry the oh-so-heavy kayaks to the shore. we were all to stand in a line and hold hands in front of the two kayak instructors. like massacre sia LOL. my feet kept sinking into the sand and very hard to pull them out LOL. they kept asking us to spread out. -_- then they ask us to jump at the count of three and lean back and keep our legs straight in front of us. errr.. first of all, i cant jump cos my feet kept sinking into the sand? -_- but i did lean back anyway. the salt water was literally biting on my wound. ): heng can tahan lmao. then two persons to a kayak and we're off. my partner's small-sized and no strength so we were rather slow. compared to natalie's group, our group the kayaking is damn the fast. just go one round and back to shore again. the kayaking instructors claimed that we were slow. but i think the real reason is half of the time we have to carry all the nitnacks to the shore ma. natalie's group is the last group to kayak. they had to keep everything back, so their lunch was super late. but they did stuns during kayaking. like all the in front person hold hands with one another and stand up. then the back person also stand up. then all do kallang wave. wah damn chi ji! so anw, bathe-d late. lunch-ed. after lunch, we were introduced the absailing and zipline shit. wanted to try zipline but while waiting (with my helmet and harness on alr), instructor sophia tell us to change into shorts and assemble in hut 2. damn! have to remove everything. i wore the smelly helmet for nothing! ): yuan lai got captain's ball. i dint even participate in the team. was hiding in the shade behind group 2 all along lol. albert's group own la! their goalkeeper is power sei. but quinweng did help a lot by standing in front of group 2's goalkeeper and hitting the ball away always. if not group 2 sure dunno one thousand points or smth LOL. after the whole shit, hayywiire discussed, under hut 11, bout what to do for that night's campfire performance. we decided on dance and during that 1 hour or so, we actually came up with the whole performance at one shot. lucky instructor got ipod and amplifier &thanks to yesin, janelle and instructor for dance moves. we bathed late as usual. dinner-ed. we skipped the Hungry Cheer because we were on duty. yaay. some of us slack cos not enough chore. quinweng so funny, ask the who to wash her banana also. LOL! brian's smile very fake sia. stupiddd! after duty, we cleaned the canteen. i again slacked. campfire was funny. instructor's jeremy's "sawa D-cup"! LOL. when he make the sound of the rotating of the imaginary language-changer machine or smth -_-, is damn cute la. what "ehhh, ee, eck". the using of air. instructor shidifen steven's "hueeling production" AAHAH. (actually is spelled hweeling. but then i have a friend named hweeling so dowan her to mistaken that im talking bout her or using her name. but hueeling is actually a slang for the word "feeling".) our group performed last la. i say our performance is goood(: i think skit's the hardest. easily can cockup. i think our principal damn act gentle, act cute voice and act good english.. i think she want to seduce some male instructors LOL (despite the age gap sia! :b) then got this Mirror game. instructors in charge of the nine groups have to pick one person who can dance (actually not neccessary lor) to participate in the game with them. when music start, they can dance/do whatever and when the music stops, they must freeze mirroring each other. whoever is not mirrored correctly, will be eliminated. group 5 so damn diao sia. do things like pumping position, lying down and keeping legs up with hands touching the tip of the shoes etc, then suaysuay the music stop. i think is on purpose ba. they aim group 5 wahahah. then purposely check them last rofl. last two standing groups' actually group 1 and group 5! ahh budden our group lost. then instructor mojo and yuanpu have to challenge The Ultimate Copycat - instructor willie. willie took off his shoes. so both of them also took off cos need to copycat ma. then willie threw yuanpu's shoes into the grass LOL! instructor willie then wore his shoes. yuanpu had to run and pick his shoes up to wear them. end up yuanpu won. thumbs up for his attitude. the "chickoocha" dance is very cute, by chief. "chick-coo-cha, chick-coo-cha, chick-coo-cha-cha-cha". :D then we had a slideshow on the whole camp. i wasnt in any of the pictures. heng kha lao sai. then all the instructor leaders made a speech each. last camp for: instructor willie, instructor diana. around the last camp for: instructor steven. we were again assembled to be debriefed by instructor before going to bed. were obviously late la. -_- brushed teeth and night night. yesin's so kind.. she lent me insect repellent. and her one is damn nice smell la. like perfume liddat. priscilla's repellent indeed repelled me away. LOL. nearly vomit. so that night slept well cos all the mosquitos repelled me. woke up with a jump because of a nightmare and realised not a sound was heard. everyone was sleeping like a dead log lol.
woke up again at 5.50am. our hut is again the most kiasu hut. hut 7 was still calm with no movements yet. but whatever. just went to brush teeth with P&K and changed into pe attire. morning exercise suck again. this time, SIX HUNDRED BUDDHA CLAPS! crazyy!! round 500, i opted out. how cares bout "ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE". call me selfish or w/e. i'd rather be selfish then to be arm-paralysed or smth. that sonnawabitch called me to sit at the gate there and he was all "i want you to sit there cos your friends wont be so demoralised". hey fuck off. you dont have to explain la. i dont care anw. so this is how you treat people who are not feeling well. jihong, you're not even doing the buddha claps, do you know how we feel? how our arms feel? even if you do, you are a PT teacher, obviously you're stronger and more muscular then us noob kids right? but whatever. the second activity was what i call "cycling in the air" rofl. it sounded interesting and moreover, i was guilty i did not complete all the buddha claps these two days. ryan was like beside me and he kept making sounds (fucking sounds to me), tortured sounds. he has thunder thighs so he had a hard time "cycling in the air" LMAO. oopps. :x breakfast then area cleaning. we in charge of cleaning the first boys' toilet (ir: Youngster's in charge of the second). i was slacking on the seat outside the toilet the whole time la. only ones doing "fulltime": instructor, quinweng, that i-forgot-his-name guy, janelle, kimberly (SL) etc. hayywiire went under hut 6 to give out paper and pens that yi en help us to bao guan. hall-ed for debrief or smth. best male camper: yuanpu. best female camper: siti aisyah. best group: group nine. chief and mr tan crap a lot. then some of the instructors sing duet. whoo! then every group pick out best female dancer to stand. then dance to the music. one 2n1 girl won. she also not dance until very nice. then male dancer stand. at first quinweng havent come back. then come back ler, all sabo him. he dowan handstand, aiyaa.. if he handstand, sure win LOL. hakim won. i want to stop making fun of yuanpu and start to learn to respect him. despite his size, nationality and everything, he's still so enthu during camp. i am amazed. he can do it, why cant i? IMpossible = I M possible! butbutbut! i cant ignore the fact that he despised me during band. oh ok.. i admit. i really am the lousiest player in the band. he's right.. ): they claimed 9am go on the journey back to school, become 11am+ then climbed on the bus. haiz. some people cried. sat with natalie on the bus.

during the camp, i actually befriended her again. i guess being friends is ok.

[X] High Elements ; walking on tight rope
[X] High Elements ; suspended bridge
[ ] High Elements ; challenge pole
[ ] High Elements ; zipline
[ ] High Elements ; absailing
[X] Nature Rumble
[X] Kayaking
Total Xs: 4 out of 7.
Percentage: ~57%
yay passed. regretted not doing zipline. sooo cooool. but i did it during p5 camp anwxzxz.

walked iris to bishan mrt because she blanja me ribena LOL. ok on the way, we sang the songs and talked bout the camp.

"MM HM GOES A LITTLE GREEN FROG ONE DAY
MM HM GOES A LITTLE GREEN FROG
MM HM GOES A LITTLE GREEN FROG ONE DAY
AND THEY ALL GO MM HM WAH
AND ALL THE FROGS GO
SHA LA LA LA LA
SHA LA LA LA LA
SHA LA LA LA LA
AND ALL THE FROGS GO
SHA LA LA LA LA
AND THEY ALL GO MM HM WAH"

p/s: i've found another THREE TALENTS :DD
one; i'm sarcastic
two; i'm sadistic
three; i have many pimples on my face. &every red dot represents 1% of talent. so i'm like 100% talented.
see. i told you im sarcastic.

p/p/s: missed css on monday cos of class party. ahh realised xubin out. he's so omfg shuai! i think i'll support shawn. but until now, i havent hear how the contestants fare and sing.