just the plain old me.

yes, i'm so back from hiatus! whoo! exams have died on 12th October 2006, officially! and the best thing is, i changed my skin! yes! this skin rocks. i always wanted this kind of format one rather than those link here link there so mafan. plus i always wanted brushes to be my theme. and there it is, a nice awesome skin that i bet all of you are so envious of (x HA! kay la. let me go through the details of this skin (: please read what is stated there la. i can't tell you everything duh. actually, i intend to put up a picture of me. but because don't have that right-click ban, and i couldn't put it on, i decided not to put up that photo. cos some of you may be eager to copy and paste on some anti-sheryl website like some people did the last time. haiz. now don't even dare to put up a single photo of me. phobia ba. to listen to the music i've putTED, please click the area between "user" (the user counter luh) and the overline of the "DISCLAIMER". i hope you understands cos no one describes like me (how horrifying). the crosshair (the + sign cursor) will then change to a hand (that white colour hand that points middleindex finger). lastly, click once and wait patiently for the music HAHA! i bet you'll enjoy cos i love it can! my profile describes me luh (DUH). seriously, it's my confessions (: from a third person's view cos i used that girl and she. ha k. erm... for hopes, presents are not required, but appreciated if given. the tagboard (mind you), is for tagging positive comments. but if you're really gonna bitch around like what i stated there, three words: GO TO HELL! yeah, you can navigate away to other person's blog through my links. but don't forget me and my blog hor ;D actually i wanna make like those popups. no, not ads. like when you click the link, the window will popup (that person's blog). i tried umpteen times to anyhow put in codes but still cannot. lol. stupid sia. nvm. memories and credits don't need me explain ar. the entries are on the right hand side, you're reading it, hello? so have fun at my blog and please, i don't welcome enemies to invade my innocent tagboard. if you don't like me, i'd rather you fuck off then to stay. cos it won't do you good, trust me.

k. let's start off talking bout exams! we had twelve papers altogether and six days of exams (dreadful). the first two papers were mother tongue paper one and mother tongue paper two. these two papers were idno, hard? cos i forgot alr LOL. happened two weeks ago ): on the 29th of sept. then comes english language paper 1 and science paper one week later. english paper one is moderate la LOL. coz everything is tyco do also some may correct. science section b and c were hell! next day, geography and english paper 2. both papers were hard omg. maths paper 1 and two! omg! maths! dies* wah lao confirm fail again. i tried so hard can. three weeks before the exams, i hire maths tuition teacher come teach me. altogether we covered four lessons. hoped that can pull me up! ): but alas, when i looked at the paper, i fan bai yan LOL. serious. cos alot of difficult questions which i have forgotten, clean. i bet i did half of the whole paper only lol. we seriously have no time for maths lo. kns la. the next day, history and literature. history source-based i mati sia. cos tests of source-based i got like 10/30, 4/15 LOL. i tried my best to write long long, hope to coop marks from some parts LOL. but i guess, i'm destined to fail cos i realised after that that i was lifting almost all the way ;x literature was better. in what sense? in not so troublesome la. no need write on separate paper. SAVE THE TREES! section a was on adrain mole. asked about some short-answer questions. then call us write a diary entry of barry kent. kns la! i sucked at that diary writing. guess what? i forgot to end the diary off by writing "Barry Kent". LOL. chairman said maybe only lose 1 mark. but our stupid marker is mrs heng and she said she is very strict BLA. section b is selfish giant. they asked like three short-answered questions then call us write poem. OMG! i sucked at that more. that poem caused me to think for 15 minutes and do for 30 minutes. great -.- some more rhyme scheme leh. kns la. then section c's bout unseen poem. don't see the poem like so short liddat, actually very chim know. i think think until left 15 minutes anyhow coop answers down. cause if spend too much time on that question, no time to check. so that's it. two papers down lol. last two papers were on yesterday. d&t and mother tongue listening. d&t we seriously have no time. i did all the short-answered questions (well, most of them). but those like sketching, drawing, i didn't have time to do. i managed to do sketching but i don't think my ideations were creative LOL. seriously. i did the banana one. the orthographic drawing is kns man! i did front halfway and times up. so the last paper on the isosceles drawing is byebye! 20 marks fly away. seriously la. none of the paper were easy and for maths and d&t i had no time! i screwed up maths, d&t and english paper two. weinee says during practical, f&n is harder. during exam, d&t is harder. hello, no? since when is d&t anything easier than f&n? you use coping saw and scali later saw your finger ar bodoh. those stupid machines are dangerous and cut you you know. dangerous sia. d&t need alot of preparations. and yes, i know f&n cook those food also got fire burn and oil spill. but ask yourself, you rather let a drop of oil splash out and burn your finger or would you rather let the coping saw to saw your finger off? (x i got A1 for f&n paper last semester but i bet i'll screw up for d&t. just hope for the best!

the pups are growing. during my hiatus, my rest time was only to look at them (how pathetic lol). they now grow until don't need drink mother's milk and they're so damn cute. now housing is an urgent matter. lol. idno if i have the time to buy for lynnette. i went there after exams yesterday to the pet shop. but the fact that the petshop is so deteriorated and messed up makes me so moody. plus the fucking owner is so biased against little children. please la. doesn't mean little children don't have money right? bleah. so what lo. poor service some more. haiz. but there cheaper la honestly. washed the cage yesterday and changed shavings. i put very little lol. i tore up tissue paper and yes, the mother gathered some tissue paper and brought it to her nest. so don't think i'm abusing them, mudbrains.

comparison time:D females and males, which do you think has a more advantage than the other? would you rather be the opposite sex if you have a choice? these kinda questions ponder through my head often. i finally wrote down the cons bout the two genders. talk about my own gender first.

FEMALES

• more names to call (eg: bitch, slut, shameless, prostitude). sad.
• got menstruation (troublesome and dirty)
• always have stomach cramps when gonna have that one (some people can die from it wor.
• bear the inconvenience and the occasional kicks from bearing a baby. later on, must bear the excruciating pain when borning out the baby. some mothers died due to excessive loss of blood or too much pain to bear while borning out the baby. the baby is saved, but convicted motherless ):
• have those two humps (irritating, heavy and can risk cancer - breast cancer. is very bad lo. no wonder females are always losing to males at sports. due to the weight of the two things and the inconvenience.
• when meet bad people, tends to kana raped one.
• and when you do sex (sorry for the crude elaborations) with him (whoever that is), for virgins, is damn pain lo. the stupid boy only just stick his banana in only. not pain.
• age faster. if you haven't noticed, females developed wrinkles at a very young age. and pimples are definitely a problem when you're a teenager.
• inferior. in thailand, females were not supposed to look at the king or their head would be chopped off. such inferiority towards females are unbearable! females in the eastern were not allowed to study in schools no matter how talented or hardworking they are. they were supposed to stay at home and be a 'slave'. to sew and cook for the family. how bias!
• in the olden days, when people wished and hoped and dreamed and prayed that the featus in their stomach is a baby boy and not a baby girl. because girls bring bad luck (so to speak) and are useless and not 'profitable' because they must be sent away when they get married, but it never occured to the mothers that they themselves are females. so they bring bad luck to their family and are useless la. how can you say that of your gender. such a sexist and disgrace!

MALES

• go NS for two years
• get caning when go to jail
• when divorced, males tend to lugi (provided if their physical, mental and financial states are better than their ex-wifes,) because males have to give monthly maintenance fee to their ex-wifes.
• when divorced, the males also lugi again because their custody would usually be given to the mother of the child because the mother's love is cannot don't have (bad english. pardon me), provided that the woman's mental state is stable.

i therefore deduce that I WANNA BE A MALE! as long as i don't go against the law, i would be safe from that whip. as long as i am faithful to my wife, she wouldn't want a divorce. and as long as i take the two years of national service as an enjoyable experience and training, i need not fear the hardship and loneliness during that period of time. males are better off seriously. and i wanna be a male! that is the cause for me turning into a lesbian ;o btw, irra said that lyn's her best friend now. i sms-ed lyn telling her that i am very happy she finally found a best friend of her own race, and that i will still love her forever. i hope she thinks the same as me, because she is my bestest wife ever!

okay okay. i needa do alot of things on the internet. after doing up my blog, i am now rushing on my friendster pictures. you know how pathetic is my friendster. no pictures at all! LOL. i took alot of pictures during my hiatus and i have infared over to my father's laptop and he sent it over to the computer already. please check them out haha. the pups are included! (: